I asked it on 4chan and they gave me this answer for the first post:

"Hahaha, how do you like them apples, heretic!!"
"Mannn, thanks for clueing me in."
"I gotta thank you on behalf of my people, too."
"Ohh...you're embarrassing me..."

I'm not sure about the accuracy of this another anon said:

>Actually I think the puppet says "Whatever, as long as I get my money."

>Something along those lines.

and no one said what is in the botton...

botton line
"The Why & What Manga Classroom Returns: What is Islamic Fundamentalism?"