That'd be impossible.

Maritan is really easy to understand/translate. You could do it yourself even if you have only very minor knowledge of Japanese. Most of the text at least contains English words, if it isn't completely English. What Japanese there is, is simple. This is supposed to be a "schoolbook" for learning to speak English....with quotes from Full Metal Jacket. Get yourself a Japanese-English dictionary and maybe a simple Kanji dictionary and you'll be reading it in no time. Plus, you'll learn some Japanese, and if you're in this hobby that's a damn good thing.

yeah, the reason it was Japanese was the funny part