It seems the notebook in her hand is a translation list and her way of speaking is extreamly dirty (maybe the wording is a sterotypical parody of miliitary movie).

I have no idea how to translate this... but it may be something like...

Boy: I love you. Please be my friend.
Girl: (glances at the notebook) Say your f***ing name before you emit crap from your f***ing mouth. Your Mon and Dad didn't told you so? Or I shall behead you and stuff you with shit, you maggot.
Boy: My name is Kentaro Taketa, ma'am!
Girl: It's not suit you. You're Maggot from now on. The meanest creatue on the earth.
Boy: Ye... Yes, ma'am! (I'm sure she gave me a nickname.)

>>3022
Thanks very, very much... I suppose I'm pushing my luck if I was wondering what the following pages are saying...

And last one...

You know, this is rather amusing.

Since my mom and pop didn't teach me how to use dirty words, I'm not sure if these are correct translations...

The second page:
Alice: You will guide me around the downtown right now. If you refuse, I'll gather amphibians' crap and jam your ass with it.
Kentaro: Yes, ma'am. (But my classes aren't over...)
White haired boy: (looking at them go out) Why? What is going on?
The other girl: My, my, I kinda know how you feel.
White haired boy: Did I drop to the third place?
The other girl: Is that what you're worrying about?
(In the downtown)
Kentato: Do you want ice cream?

The third page:
Vendor: Thank you.
Kentaro: Which do you like, vanilla or chocolate? Ok, have choco.
Alice: It looks like a towering shit.
Kentaro: (running away from there with her) I'm soooo sorry!
(in a park)
Kentaro: At this rate, wherever we go, we'll get a look of reproach from everyone... What should I do. I should do something.
Alice: (after reading the notebook) I finally found something good in you. Which is that you amuse me. You may go home to f*** with your sister.
Kentaro: Yes, ma'am. (It seems she's pleased, I guess.)

The fourth page:
Kentaro: Alice-chan, is that notebook important?
Alice: (her way of speaking suddenly changes to normal and polite) Yes. This is my precious thing my grandfather gave me..."
Kentaro: (Huh? She's speaking normally?)

(Two rogues appear)
A: Look, Bro. A cute blond chick is in this lonely place.
B: Oh, exactly. Hey you? I guess it's no good being here alone at a time like this. Why don't you go and play with us?
A: He'll give you much money if you let him squeeze your boobs.
B: Shut up, Yasu.
Kentaro: Please excuse me. We don't want any trouble so...
Alice: Were you guys starved for your dad and mom's affection? Do you want to die by sticking your head in the ass of a sea cow, you maggot? Or do you want me to cut your balls off to eliminate the rotten family line?

(I guess this is not the last page.)

The story is from this h-manga

http://www.4dawgz.org/junkbox/Hakkutsu%20Oppai%20Daijiten%20-%20Kabao%20%5bshibuyabashi%5d.zip

I guess I should've started from the beginning...

And then after this it goes to No.3021...

Not sure if hentai can be posted here since pretty much the stuff after No.3033 is hentai

Yeah, I kinda thought it might be heading for H territory there at the end... you did the right thing: post the pages that aren't H, and link the rest. Thanks!

>>3039
Toyokawa (white haired boy): What are you doing as if you were a stalker, Kentaro.
Kentaro: How rude. Not as if but I'm really a stalker.
Girl: That's even worse.

>>3040
Toyokawa: Hun? She's a foreign student named...
Kentako: Yep. She's Alice Hartman.
Toyokawa (or Girl): A beautiful girl admiring a lot of rose flowers. It makes a good picture, I guess.
Kentaro: I heard she can't speak Japanese, so she has no friend yet.
Toyokawa: Is that so?

Toyokawa: All right. Then I'll be the first one. I'm Toyokawa, who is the second featherweight champion of All Japan Girl Hunting Competition
Kentaro: Featherweight or what?

Girl: Well, just wait and see. You'll see an interesting result.
Toyokawa: Hey you?

Girl: To tell the truth, she can speak Japanese to some extent. But she has no friend.
Kentaro: Really? But why?
Girl: They say the one who taught her Japanese was her grandfather, who was a trainer of the Marines.
Kentaro: Huh.
Girl: So, her way of speaking is a bit strange. That's why she has no friend. I guess it would be good to keep this in your mind.
Kentaro: Yep.

>>3041
Toyokawa: Aaaargh! Too awful.
Girl: It ends like this.
Kentaro: I see.

Tokokawa: She looks like a little devil but she is a devil.
Girl: I guess it's a tiny difference.
Kentaro: Well! I'll go.
Tokokawa: Stop. You'll get even more harsh words than me.

Kentaro: Hi, Alice Hartman! I know it's a sudden request, but will you be my friend?

MAJOR THANKS! But I have 2 questions.

1. What is the title of this.
2. In the bit where she says "You may go home to f*** with your sister", I was wondering if it would still be the same if I put in, "hell I like you, you can come back to my place and f*** my sister"

Then after this page it REALLY goes into h-territory...

And then the last page for the people who were wondering what happened....

I'll personally see that htsuji gets his package of internets in the post.

>>3046

Title: "Bougen Honey" Lit. "Wild Words Honey"

As for the second question, maybe the line is a quatation or a parody of Full Metal Jacket, too. But I haven't watched the movie.

She said just "home" and "sister", so I don't know whose home and sister.

>>3046
Kentaro: This is bad for her. OK, then...
Alice: I'll make you unable to laugh or cry.
Kentaro: (I'll pretend to be the one speaking this. I can die for her.)
Alice: Do you chicken out and your balls shrink? You lesser animals!

Rougues: What! F**in Brat!!!

Kentaro: Huh? Was I...? Yep. I got a blow and fainted.
Alice: (crying) Are you dying? Dying because of me? Get up! Stop masturbating, pull up your pants, get up!
Kentaro: Good. It seems you are safe, Alice...

>>3047
Alice: You are... not... allowed to die without you superior's permission.
Kentaro: Yep, ma'am.

Kentaro: It's... It's little colder now. Sorry for having you wait this late.

Alice: I'm okay if I give you my soul. But your ass is mime.
Kentaro: I'm very happy, Alice. Ah, but, it a bit difficult to read, I guess. Ha-ha...

Kentaro: I'm sorry for your grandfather, but that way of speaking doesn't fit you... I think it'll be very nice if you speak normally.
Alice: Yes, Kentaro. Thank you very much.

>>3048
Kentaro: You! Clear the way. Move it. Get out of the way if you don't want your ass to get sticked.
Girl2: Hey, did you know Takeda was that wild?
Girl3: He's kinda her knight. Cool!
Alice: I guess Kentaro's all right if I introduce him to my grandfather.

Girl: She was able to train him to be a man like this only in a few days. How formidable Hartman is.
Toyokawa: No way! Impossible!

Toyokawa: Now I've dropped to the fourth place? Who plot this?
Girl: Is that what you're worried about?

>>3046
Oh wow. She realy is quoting the Senior Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann from Full Metal Jacket. Hah, this is great. Guess she's supposed to be his grand daughter, Alice Hartmann.

I'd read the Mari-Tan (Marines-Tan Training drills, a parody of a japanese english primer using FMJ quotes) They have the translations for all the major quotes from that movie.

>>3054
Once again, thanks... but I don't understand the bit where you said

"I'm very happy, Alice. Ah, but, it a bit difficult to read, I guess. Ha-ha..."

Once again, thank you very much

>>3057
I think that "understand" would fit better. By the way, reading it again and I find that nearly everything she says is a direct quote from FMJ. I could look them up if you want the exact wording from the movie.

>>3057 >>3059
Yep. I should have written "understand" or "interpret" instead of "read." Thanks.

By the way, I searched for her name "アリス　ハートマン" in Japanese with google. The author of the manga is 吉川かば夫 Kabao Kikkawa.

I know his non-hentai manga, which is serialized by Media Works in the monthly magazine "Comic Alive". It's a slapstick comedy, too. He loves stupid puns, word plays and over actions. Maybe this is his style.

Heh, this thread made me watch full metal jacket again. Made me laugh thinking of Hartmann's lines being said by a young girl.

I recognise all but a couple of her lines.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Full_Metal_Jacket

>>3064

There is a torrent out there of a language CD that came with the Maritan books.

>>3038
could somebody possibyly translate the rest of the book ?

>>3065

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OS4Q7YEP

>>3055
Is this sort of stuff actually worth publishing in Japan? As in it doesn't go horribly in the red the first thing and stay there forever.

Huh. Scale does funny things.

I actually saw a translated version of this on /b/ a few minutes ago. It was deleted before I could find out more, though...

>>3055

The book has a supplement CD and someone made this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IS2O7MUJtQ